wootaek: i think you guys misunderstood me.
wootaek: i’m not calling taehwan "babe" as in short for "baby". i’m calling him "beyb" in short for "beyblade, let it rip".
hyunki: let me play you a song i've been working on. i call it "my life so far"
hyunki: *inhales deeply*
hyunki: *plays a chord*
hyunki: *screams*
siwon: what's the first thing you notice when a guy approches you?
taehui: the fucking audacity.
wootaek: *does something incredibly stupid*
taehwan: what an absolutely fucking idiot
taehwan: i can't belive i'd die for him
wootaek: why aren't there any adult-sized playgrounds?
wootaek: like, everything is the same as a kids' playground bit bigger! why don't we have those?
taehui: theme parks. just theme parks.
wootaek: but you have to pay for theme parks
taehui: that's the adult part
xiuying: did...did you just sign a legal document with pink glitter pen?
byungho: yes, it's pretty
taehui: I’m going to take you out
wootaek: great, it’s a date!
taehui: I meant that as a threat.
wootaek: See you at five!
wootaek: so apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
hyunki: fool me once, i’m gonna kill you
hyunki: okay. i get it. you've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
taehui: twelve, actually.
hyunki: not the point. look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
taehui: yours!
hyunki: that's right: no one's.
taehui: god, give me patience.
wootaek: i think you mean 'give me strength'.
taehui: if god gave me strength, you'd be dead.
taehui: siwon has a poor sense of direction.
siwon: i do not!
[30 mins later]
siwon: *looking at byungho and xiuying sharing candies*
siwon: *tearing up* i raised them left
taehui: see?
taehui: let's just agree to say "i'm sorry"
taehui: one...two...three
wootaek:
taehui:
wootaek:
taehui: see, now i'm just disappointed in both of us
taehui: why are your tongues purple?
wootaek: we had slushies. I had a blue one.
taehwan: i had a red one.
taehui: oh
siwon:
taehui: OH
siwon:
siwon: you drank each other's slushies?
taehui: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
taehui: i became more evil if you’re curious
beomseok: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
taehui: i’m going to get worse on purpose